Hormones? No thanks.

So, you may be thinking "Do I really want to read this blog about hormones?" Maybe not. But honestly, I wish I didn't have to write it either.

Hormones are so wacky. They can take you up, down, side to side, and everywhere (and I do mean everywhere) in between. Hormones can cause you to gain weight, but do they help you loose it? If so, where do I go to get some of those?

They make you cry, they make you jump up for joy, but why don't they make you dinner? They could be so much more helpful if they could make dinner, do the laundry, or even keep an eye on the kids while you take a nap. Even a desire to cook dinner or do the laundry would be helpful. But no, only the desire to eat chocolate, steer away from all scales so I don't see how much weight I have gained, and to keep my focus away from anything that I actually SHOULD be doing. Not very helpful.

If I could market hormones for cooking dinner, doing laundry, getting up at 6am so I am actually ready before my 4 year old comes into my room to tell me that her little brother is awake and waiting for me to get him, I could be rich. I mean really rich. Who wouldn't want that kind of help?

:)